Random Thoughts
If you insist on worrying, worry about the really important things – Like that bus that is about to try and drive up your colon, or that genetically altered T-Rex that thinks you’re a hors d’oeuvre. And NEVER worry about the maybes and what ifs… because MAYBE bad things WON’T happen…
Sift through the noise in your mind and find that perfect moment of clarity. Wander onwards, because the path back has eroded and lost all integrity…
…and with clarity comes revelation: Anger, frustration, resentment – all wasted emotions. Cast it aside and laugh at the cause. It has no meaning or power over you
I spend many a sleepless night thinking about all those poor sods who have insomnia
Life can leave you broken and bleeding in the dust – yet every cruel moment just serves to make the sweet times even sweeter… Find your inspiration and smile….
It never ceases to amaze me – when you’re at your lowest, you’ll find inspiration in the most unlikely places… so don’t give up on human nature just yet, because you’re only alone as you allow yourself to be
A strange contentment passes over me and I find myself smiling in the wee hours… The mystery of tomorrow awaits with a wink….
Never be afraid of the unknown… If the future was always clear, where would the adventure lie…?
Don’t hold onto the past, for it will run through your fingers like ash, until only the bones remain… See the softly glowing future just ahead…? No bones there, just possibilities…
It could be that passion is the glue that holds EVERYTHING together… It drives a romance.. inspires us to create wondrous things… surmount impossible odds… laugh at life’s little foibles… and just keeps us going forward, one step at a time…
Ok, so did the cow REALLY jump over the moon? And what’s the full dirty story on the dish and the spoon? What would you call their kids? Spooshes? Doons? Spish?
And what drug made the little dog laugh… I suspect the cats fiddle was full of controlled substances…
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